Muskrat said to the beaver,
Goodness, are you ever fat!
If ever you tried to run,
I am sure you would fall flat.
Beaver replied in a huff,
You have a long, skinny tail.
Besides looking like a rat,
You do look skinny and frail.
Raccoon said to the marmot,
Your tail looks like a dust mop.
Use it to sweep the sidewalks
Or you could sweep out the shop.
Marmot said to the raccoon,
The thing that stands out most,
Is your silly looking face
Because it looks like a ghost.
Mother goose stopped by and said,
All your name calling must end.
That is no way to behave,
And no way to treat a friend.
