People really love me, I can tell.
They sure want to stop and stare.
They tell me how good I smell,
it sure makes me want to share.
They sure want to stop and stare.
They tell me how good I smell,
it sure makes me want to share.

Some people say I am a flower,
Others say that I am a monkey.
I live with sun and rain shower,
sometimes I feel like a donkey.
Others say that I am a monkey.
I live with sun and rain shower,
sometimes I feel like a donkey.

People say look at that old man!
A man with a really long beard.
I try to tell them as best I can,
What you are saying is so weird.
A man with a really long beard.
I try to tell them as best I can,
What you are saying is so weird.

Some think I am from outer space,
maybe from a far away planet.
I should tell them right to their face,
you think I am made of granite?
maybe from a far away planet.
I should tell them right to their face,
you think I am made of granite?

People have trouble with my mug.
Some say it’s weird, others say cute.
I look at them and say with a shrug,
do you think I really give a hoot.
Some say it’s weird, others say cute.
I look at them and say with a shrug,
do you think I really give a hoot.
