A goose and gander

Loved to meander

Thru’ bush and tall grass

Along a morass.

But in the thick fog

Goose stepped on a frog.

 

A skunk and a coon

got married in June,

When skunk made a stink

It did make coon think.

The skunk said please stay

But coon said no way.

 

A cat fell off a tree

and landed on a bee.

Bee stung under cat’s tail

And cat let out a wail:

No more climbing on trees,

And no stepping on bees!