Yesterday while out for a long jog
I saw a goose that looked like a dog.
And then I looked and I said, oh no!
I saw a dog that looked like a crow.
Jogging back I took a different road.
I saw a cat that looked like a toad.
Could it be my eyes were full of muck?
I saw a goat that looked like a duck.
Was I dreaming while fully awake?
What else could it be, for goodness’ sake.