Dog and cat

Had a big spat,

“You are too fat”

Declared the cat,

 

“You are skin and bone,”

Said dog in a gruffy tone.

Dog chased cat up a fence,

Cat called the dog “dense,”

 

And the war was on.

 

Dog shook the fence,

Cat knew self defense

And climbed up a tree,

Looking down with glee.

 

Out came Lady McBride,

She said “cat, get inside,

And dog, you big louse,

Back to your own house.”

 

And the war was over.

 

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